assalamualaikum....

yang sobonar nya sudah lama blog ak nie wujud...tp setelah berbulan2 bru lah ak ingat nak update...so..apa yg ada nie hasil apa yg ak tgok2 n search dlm tenet nie...
boring cuti2 nie...so,ade tenet aku pun mgunakn benda alah nie....
tp xmacam org len la yg gna kn blog utk cta ttg personal depa...
tp ak nie len arr..gna utk share dgn hampa sume ape yg ak search n dpt dr penerokaan angkasa lepas ak nie..hehehehe...
bnyak lg yg ak jumpa...
tp nti ak tmbah lg...sb pendrive ak entah merajok p mna...
dlm tu mcm2 ada...hehehehe...
selamat menjegah k...
jgn segan2 no...
(martabat bhsa Utara ja)...

~REhat SeBoNTar eKkkk..~

›Under The Bed

Jimmy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears.

"How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit.

"I'll sleep on it," said Jimmy.

Six months later the doctor met Jimmy on the street.

"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for $10."

"Is that so! How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!


›IT Conversation :

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in.
"Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife???: But I told you in the morning!

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife???: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found ...
Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife???: You are useless.

Husband: It`s by Default.
Wife???: What about your Salary?

Husband: File in use ... Try later.
Wife???: What is my value in the family.

Husband: Unknown Virus


MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro.
ingat apa moral value cta nie...hahahahaha...
jgn marah ek..pakar2 com n IT...jz for joke.. :p

~comei @ GeLi~ errrrrrmmmm....

to me this picture quite unique..so, I want share with all of you...

~Earth's Fractal Brain From Above ~

If anyone close to you has lost their mind recently, we might be able to help. Hidden off the beaten track within Parque Nacional de Doñana (Doñana National Park), Andalucía is something that bears a remarkable resemblance to the human brain.








Discovered by photographer Hector Garrido during an investigation of the National Park on behalf of the Consejo Superior de Investigaciones Científicas (Scientific Investigation Council), this awesome image shows natural fractals from vegetation at the end of a small river delta. It looks as if the clearing was once a small lake within the marshland but has since dried up considerably, leaving a brain-like appearance to the landscape.




Although not an exact fractal by definition – the shapes aren’t identically replicated throughout the pattern – the clearing does have self-repeating quality of a fractal, as does the brain. These other images by the same photographer in various other parks in the south ofSpain demonstrates just how often the fractal pattern is seen throughout nature, something we wouldn’t be able to spot within the help of these great images.

Located within the provinces of Huelva, Sevilla and Cádiz, Parque Nacional de Doñana has grown around the delta of the Guadalquivir River and is one of Europe’s most prominent wetland reserves and conservation centers. It covers an immense 1,300 sq km area and is popular with a huge variety of migrating birds, including five threatened bird species and the critically endangered Iberian Lynx

Thaipusam Festival in Thailand

How friends break?
Both friends will think the other is busy and will not contact, thinking it may the disturbing .
As time passes both will think let the other contact.
After that each will think why should i contact first.
Have your love will be converted to hate.
Finally, without contact the memory becomes weak.
They forget each other.
On a fine day, they will met and blame one another.
I don't wanna be of this kind.
So here i'm to say Hye.......